Beard Cleanser

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  • Post by  Jacob Smith Apr 03, 2015

 

Beard Cleanser:

 

 

Nothing Rhymes With Cleanser



 

 

beard cleanser

Shel Silverstein

 

 

I thought I had a beard today,

But it seems to have gone away

To occupy another spot,

And I did like that beard a lot.

 

I hope to see my beard again,

But I don’t have an idea when

This beard will return to my face

And sit upon its rightful place.

 

A beard cleanser I was told to use

I wound up using on my shoes,

And now I think I understand

Why I have beard hairs in my hand.

 

You mustn’t let your beard get dry

Or else a tear will leave your eye,

Especially when you look back

On the great beard that you now lack.

 

So heed my word when I tell you

To not use beard cleanser on a shoe,

But save it for your precious beard

Or you will wind up looking weird.

 

 

- Jacob Smith