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Nothing Rhymes With Cleanser
I thought I had a beard today,
But it seems to have gone away
To occupy another spot,
And I did like that beard a lot.
I hope to see my beard again,
But I don’t have an idea when
This beard will return to my face
And sit upon its rightful place.
A beard cleanser I was told to use
I wound up using on my shoes,
And now I think I understand
Why I have beard hairs in my hand.
You mustn’t let your beard get dry
Or else a tear will leave your eye,
Especially when you look back
On the great beard that you now lack.
So heed my word when I tell you
To not use beard cleanser on a shoe,
But save it for your precious beard
Or you will wind up looking weird.
- Jacob Smith