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Beard Oil For Growth:
Hiding In Plain Sight
Are you looking to find the ideal beard oil for growth? If you have an unsightly or even hideous growth on your face, there is no better way to mask you physical deformity and emotional shame than to grow a long, full and rich beard to cover your facial growth with a facial growth of another, more socially acceptable kind. You certainly don’t want to be offending passersby or fellow train goers with your horrifyingly grotesque facial growth, and that’s why growing a beard (a growth you have control over) is the best way to make yourself and those around you feel better.
As it just so happens, beard oil is not just beneficial for your beard hairs, but, as a matter of fact, it is also tremendously advantageous in the soothing and healing of excess skin growths on or about the face. So, if you are an unfortunate victim of facial deformity, growing a beard may only serve as a cosmetic disguise, and you may also want to invest in a good beard oil to repair both of your facial growths.
You know who you are if you’ve got a monstrosity of a growth on your face, and you know what they say, if you can’t solve the growth, then mask it with an even more enormous and jaw-dropping growth, and then at least you’ll be the recipient of double takes for a reason that will make you happy and proud, and won’t nauseate others. Whatever your reasons are, grow a beard today, and make sure to use beard oil regularly for optimal growth (hiding)!
- Jacob Smith