Top 10 mustaches as selected by our Lab Manager.


By: Jake Krusen, Lab Manager

Moustaches are sweet. No matter what anyone says, they are awesome. Sometimes they can be considered creepy, but only in the eyes of jealous individuals. I have tried many different looks because I enjoy mixing things up. However, I feel my best when I have a nicely maintained muzzy.

Here at Detroit Grooming we have numerous beard products that are all excellent, but our moustache wax is extremely underrated. It is an all-natural combination of beeswax and coconut oil. We are currently working on a new formula which will be a super-hold wax. This is something that is absolutely crucial when maintaining a moustache. If any single hair is out of place, the whole stache will be affected.

I have put together a list of 10 of the best lip sweaters of all time. This list is strictly opinion based and even though these are my favorites, there are many others that could easily be included here.




10.) John Waters.




 is known for directing, acting, and being a stand-up comedian. His best attribute is his pencil thin moustache. This style is classy, elegant, and sophisticated.




9.) Burt Reynolds.

Burt has a stellar moustache. Most people will probably disagree with the placement on this list, but like I said before, this is opinion-based. Burt’s stache is damn near perfect and it is what comes to mind when people decide to grow a moustache. 


8.) Lionel Richie.

Lionel has an overlooked moustache to say the least. It’s probably because his music is so good, and people get lost in the lyrics that they don’t even realize the demanding work and dedication it took Lionel to achieve this dirt squirrel.

7.) Ron Jeremy.

The Hedgehog is not known for his lip cap. He is mainly recognized as an adult film star and even though I think his moustache is his best attribute, many would disagree with me.

6.) Eddie Murphy.

Eddie has an awesome combo. He rocks the lip foliage and the soul patch better than anyone else. He’s been in a ton of movies and his 'stache has hardly wavered.                                                                                                                


 5.) Charlie Bronson.

Charlie is known for being Britain’s most violent prisoner, however, I see him as more than just that. The way he changes appearances from a huge beard to an outstanding moustache and pulls them both off is awesome. He has had 40+ years of solitary confinement to work on his muzzy and it definitely paid off for him.                                                                                                                          


4.) Tom Selleck.

Tom is the first man that pops into anyone’s head when they are thinking of moustaches. He has arguably the most “classic” looking moustache out of anyone in the world. There is not much to say other than that. 


3.) Post Malone.


 Post Malone is a household name inside of the rap/hip hop community. Anyone who is a fan of this music could recognize the name. He is quickly becoming one of the most popular artists in the industry. Sometimes, Post catches a little mockery because of his appearance. However, I personally do not see the problem at all. Check out that parted lip sweater!

2.) Sam Elliott.

There is only so much I can say. Just admire it and dream of possibly having that stache for yourself one day.


1.) Lanny McDonald.

Lanny has the most insane moustache I’ve ever seen. It’s full, red, and wispy. He and his stache are a force to be reckoned with. He is the top dog on my muzzy list this year and possibly forever.


Thank you all for taking the time to check out this list of snot mops. Once again, this is strictly based on my opinions. Be sure to click on to check out our wax and snag some for yourself!